| 1st Annual Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational | |||||
| 11/12/05 | 5pm | ||||
| Weather: Category 3 | |||||
| Beer: Budweiser | |||||
| Place | Name | Age | Sex | Time | Penalty |
| 1 | Old Man Greg Walters | 36 | M | 7:23 | no |
| 2 | Cowboy Rob Chenoweth | 36 | M | 7:56 | no |
| 3 | Ryan Chief Gazelle Whitehead | 28 | M | 7:58 | no |
| 4 | James Vegas Carrothers | M | 7:59 | ||
| 5T | Lorne I'm-So-Litwora | 27 | M | 8:15 | no |
| 5T | Paul "The Monsoon" Johnston | M | 8:15 | ||
| 7 | Claudia "Clutch" Becque | 29 | F | 9:25 | no |
| 8 | Dan "D-Train" Litwora | 29 | M | 9:47 | |
| 9 | Steven Meet-Me-At-the-Barham | 30 | M | 10:00 | no |
| 10 | Kalina Machina Michalska | 28 | F | 10:06 | |
| 11 | Angelo "Mr. Blonde" Digiovine | 29 | M | 10:11 | no |
| 12 | el Presidente Jeff Clark | 31 | M | 10:31 | yes |
| 13 | George "The Weatherman" Hosh | 29 | M | 10:32 | |
| 14T | Former Child Star Beth Lakier | 38 | F | 10:36 | |
| 14T | Jill "The Holy Roller" Lohmann | 30 | F | 10:36 | |
| 16 | Surly Mark Colpoys | 40 | M | 10:58 | |
| 17 | Black Mamba Kathryn Harb | 25 | F | 10:59 | no |
| 18 | Cyrus The Virus Severance | 25 | M | 11:13 | no |
| 19 | John "Mixed Nuts" Hutton | 30 | M | 11:16 | |
| 20 | Kurt Beer Gut Starost | 26 | M | 12:36 | |
| 21 | Wildchild Matt Monroe | 33 | M | 14:15 | yes |
| 22 | Chris 12-Pack Joseph | M | 14:40 | ||
| 23 | Kyle McFarren aka The Great Collapse | 27 | M | 15:58 | no |
| 24 | Tim 'Stache Zielinski | 25 | M | 15:58 | yes |
| 25 | Angelle Hosh with the Most | 30 | F | 18:22 | |
| 26 | Ayca Ready-Set-Gokcen | 23 | F | 33:35 | |
| 27 | Amy "At Least I Still Have My Dignity" Bode | 27 | F | 33:40 | |
| ??? | Angry Naked Jon Starsky Hiatt | M | ???? | ||